unmotivational poster

what happened was...

the mom's boyfriend says:
i think i know why little tina is upset

mom:
why?

the mom's boyfriend:
i think it's because her pet bird died

mom:
pet bird?
she doesen't have a pet bird

the mom's boyfriend:
well, i found something bloody with
wings in the toilet

INterview w/worlds nicest rapper

Why are you so nice?
well it started as an accident

accident?
yes sir,you see, i really liked wu-tang
but i thought they were too reclusive

What do you mean?
well, i had the censored version
and i always imagined all the things i'd
like to do but wouldn't be able to-
on that song "wu tang clan ain't
nuthin' to _____ wit."

huh?
you know like:
"wu-tang clan ain't nothin' to eat ice cream wit"
i just wanted to be nicer
and more accessible

in case there's ice cream,
my dear dog